Friday, January 7, 2011

The Exciting Life of the International Teacher, or, Why Haven't You Updated Your Blog?


A week in the life of the Worleys:
Monday
0530—Up and out with dog
0600—Morning routine.  Do you really want to hear about showers and backpacks and breakfasts and gloves and hats and jackets?  Didn’t think so.
0700—Leave for school.
0725—Arrive at school  (God and traffic willing)
0830—School
1530—Dismiss students
1615—Leave for home
1650—Arrive home (God and traffic willing)
1652—Out with dog
1715—Start thinking about what to cook for dinner.  Probably should’ve put something out to defrost.  Damn. 
1730—Throw something together involving protein and carbohydrates
1800—Eat the aforementioned protein and carbohydrate mixture
1810—We’re fast eaters
1815—Out with dog.  Homework?  No homework!  Yay!  Yes, you can watch you tube or check your facebook. 
1830—Back with dog.  Wait, you did have homework?  Son of a …  Get to work! 
1930—Izzy in the shower
1950—Get out of the shower!
1952—Seriously!  Out of the shower.
1955—Addy in shower
2005—Addy out of the shower
2010—Finish homework.  Check work e-mail.  Facebook.  E-mails.  At least think about thinking about planning for work tomorrow. 
2045—Lights out for kids.  Phone  calls, e-mails, facebook, “Rome”, “How I Met Your Mother”, “Weeds” (Not all of them, but usually one of them)
2200—Out with dog
2230—Read in bed
2300—Lights out
Tuesday
Repeat Monday, except one of the kids has an after school activity, so we don’t leave school until 1645, and the traffic is dicey so we don’t get home until 1730.
Wednesday
Repeat Monday, except one of the kids has an after school activity, so we don’t leave school until 1645 and the traffic is INSANE, so we don’t get home until 1745 at which point we find the piano teacher waiting patiently at our front door.  Piano lessons last until 1900.
Thursday
Repeat Monday, except one of the kids has an after school activity.  We jet out of school at 1635, and traffic cooperates, so we’re actually home around 1705
Friday
Repeat Monday, except that we generally find one of the other families in our apartment complex and hang out.  It generally involves beverages.
Saturday
0700—Out with dog (Occasionally, he’ll feel benevolent and allow us to sleep in until 0800.  Occasionally.)
0830—Stuff
1000—Long walk with dog
1130—Lunch
1230—Dog
1245—Nap
1345—Wake up
1347—Back to sleep
1430—Wake up
1432—Dog
1445—Facebook, Reddit, think about thinking about maybe planning for next week.  Give up and go back to Reddit.  Phone calls.  E-mails.
1530—Family show/movie
1715—Usually find another family to hang out with.  A few beverages are sometimes involved.
Sunday
0700—Dog
0830—Shopping.  Sunday morning is the safest time to hit the grocery store, so this is usually when I go. 
0945—Dog
1000—Stuff
1300—Dog
1310—Stuff
1530—Dog
1550—Stuff
1745—Dog
1800—Food
1830—Evening routine
2000—Dog
2010—Stuff
2200—Dog
2220—Read
2300—Lights out
Monday
Start all over
Summary
This is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, but, honestly, not that much.  Normal life is normal life, whether you’re living it in Colorado or Germany or Russia.  

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